DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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Chinas spy balloons have been all over the country trying to get more info from the US.
Stop China's Mysterious Spy Balloons
Ryland Winterbottom, Staff writer • March 13, 2023

According to the New York Times, China has been recently sending weather balloons with radar-like technology to the US. By the time a Chinese spy balloon crossed into American airspace late last month, U.S. military and intelligence...

Harry Styles performing at 2022 tour, titled Love on Tour in Brazil. Styles has broken the record for most nights at Madison Square Garden with this tour, at 15 weeks
Going Out of Style
Madelyn Perkins, Staff writer • March 1, 2023
TOO MANY QUESTIONS

Who is Doherty's True Rival?

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MEET THE UNPAID INTERNS
Madelyn Perkins
Madelyn Perkins
Staff writer

Hi my name is Madelyn, and I'm a senior here at Doherty. I joined newspaper to talk about pop culture. My passions are Young Life and track.

Aspen Gilmer
Aspen Gilmer
staff photographer

Hi, I am a senior and I am part of taking photos for journalism! I keep a great eye out for top notch news. I love bowling, cooking, and going out to shop!

Books showing off African American English. These kinds of readings are proposed to be banned in the state of Florida by Governor Ron Desantis.
College Board Changes African American Studies
Sierra Senecal, News Editor • March 1, 2023
Some of the top social media apps today. 15-18 spend on average 7 and half hours a day of their phone.
Our Mental Health Crisis Continues
Sierra Senecal, News Editor • January 27, 2023
A beautiful sunrise on a snowy Colorado day.
What Happened To Snow Days?
Sierra Senecal, News Editor • December 14, 2022
From left to right, back row: Mrs. Jamison, Marley Harlow-TaFoya, Madison Fisher, Reginald Jones, James Abeyta, Toni Garcia Ruiz. In the front: Shyla Salmon and Levi Schiff.
Doherty Students Attend YCD Conference
Jamen Stewart, Staff Writer • March 1, 2023

YCD Colorado was formed after an unfortunate event. In 1994 at Cherry Creek High School, multiple students showed up in blackface. Their teacher, Mrs. Janet Simmons, who is now retired, realized that she...

Link Crew leaders from different high schools around Colorado gathering together at Lakewood High School. This conference was used for leaders to learn different lessons to teach 9th graders.
Link Crew Recruiting Good People
Jazmyn Riley-Terboss and Gabriella Pacheco-Diehl March 1, 2023

Have you ever thought about making a difference here at Doherty High School? Or have you had an upperclassman you look up to and thought you were going to be just like them? Well, now’s your chance,...

Environmental Club holding the boxes that they decorated themselves. These said boxes will be given to The Place Wednesday. I hope this opens more opportunities said Ms. Seay
Environmental Club Gives Back!
Walat Gozeh, Editor In Chief • February 7, 2023
GAMES WE LOST
The lineup of drivers for the 2022-2023 F1 season. All drivers look forward to reaching the top this year.
F1 2023 Season Overview
Garret Weaver, Sports Editor • March 1, 2023

The F1 2023 season is coming,  and coming in hot with the car reveals starting the next month. Starting with Hass on January 31, Red Bull on February 3, next with Williams on the 6th, Alfa Romeo on the...

Three Instagram memes from Doherty Barstool trolling schools after losing to the Spartans. These kinds of accounts have become a trend all over the country.
The Quest for Sparta's Rival
Walat Gozeh, Editor In Chief • February 22, 2023
Winter Sports Recap
Natalie Chantler, Staff Writer • December 15, 2022
I SWEAR IF THE FRESHMAN DONT READ THIS IMMA LOOSE MY MIND
MS. GEORGE'S YEAR LONG ART PROJECT - SUGGESTED BY WALAT