Welcome to Doherty!
May 19, 2022
Our 2022 Spring Semester staff has put together a Welcome Guide for freshmen and new students!
DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
- I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
- What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
- What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
- When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
