DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Fisher Carlson

Fisher Carlson, Production Head and Podcast Host

Hi, my name is Fisher, and I am always busy. I am a sophomore this year, so it should be fun. I enjoy
writing and speaking, though I am a bit shy. I love to play games and sleep. In my free time I work on
development. I also enjoy hanging out with people who are fun. This is my second year with
Journalism, so I am hoping to really make our paper great.

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