DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Kairi Morgan

Kairi Morgan, Staff Writer

I absolutely love to write; I have several of
my own stories too! Some other hobbies I
have are drawing illusions, playing
instruments, cooking, crocheting, hanging
out with my close friends, and making people
smile. I joined journalism this year so that I
could learn more about myself and become
an even better author. I love Russian
Pelmeni (dumplings) and they're
extremely delicious. My favorite tv shows
are NCIS, and CASTLE, they're both crime
shows, only one deals with specifically Navy
murders/crimes.

All content by Kairi Morgan