DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
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Madelyn Perkins

Madelyn Perkins, Staff writer

Hi my name is Madelyn, and I'm a senior here at Doherty. I joined newspaper to talk about pop culture. My passions are Young Life and track.

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