DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Annika Norman

Annika Norman, Editor in Chief

My name is Annika. I am a sophomore and this year I'm so excited to be on the journalism team. I love working with these people and taking photos. I also love Harry Potter, editing videos and photos, and writing stories.

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