DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Isaac Rhoads

Isaac Rhoads, Sports Editor

I’m Isaac Rhoads. I’ll be writing for The Spartan this year. Some of my favorite
hobbies include watching or talking about the NFL, snowboarding, and listening
to music. Some of my favorite artists include The Grateful Dead, Sublime, Jim
Croce, Mac Miller, Elton John, and A Boogie.

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