DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Marynn Krull

Marynn Krull, Editor-in-Chief

Hey! I’m Marynn Krull, editor-in-chief and writer for The Spartan here at Doherty. I'm a senior this year. I love to hang out with friends and binge 90’s sitcoms. Around school, I sing in Choir, lead Environmental Club, and help Link Crew. In my free time, I write for Blue Blood International and work at Wooglins Deli.

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