DAD JOKES WITH THE INTERNS
  • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
  • What does a sprinter eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
  • What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
  • When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
  • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
  • Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

The Student News Site of Thomas B. Doherty High School

The Spartan

Bella McClanahan

Bella McClanahan, Tips and Advice Editor

Hey there. Bella's my name, and making people smile, feel informed, and included is what I aim to do! It's my big Senior year and the first time ever doing journalism!

A little about me is that I'm a very shy, yet open person. I love martial arts, Disney, music, art, movies, books, writing, anime, and a whole bunch of other stuff. I really like strawberries and fruit in general, as well as Asian foods and Italian. I really hope that this year provides a lot of good throughout all the craziness of 2020. Don't forget to smile!

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